Kanye West’s wife goes nude while ex speaks at RNC

Yeezy porn may have been put on ice, but Kanye West is still intent on bringing debauchery to the world. West’s wife Bianca Censori, whom the rapper often styles in, well, nothing, was spotted in one of her most scandalous outfits yet, evoking outrage for the couple’s X-rated stunts.  

On Monday, the Australian architect and model was on her way to the Melrose Tanning Company in Los Angeles in nothing but underwear and a completely see-through top. With the amount of sun Censori must get from her frequent displays of public nudity, Cockburn is surprised she has to go to a tanning salon at all. Censori did, however, have the decency to at least cover her hair with a hat. 

Under California’s penal laws, which outlaws intentional displays of genitalia, Censori could face up to six months in jail, a $1,000 fine and have to register as a sex offender for ten years. The look was still tamer than the time Censori dawned only an oversized plastic bag — and it isn’t the first time speculations have flown about possible legal repercussions. Many expected the model to face fines for public indecency when she seemed to have forgotten to pack underwear in Paris and went braless in Japan early this summer. 

The couple has also been threatened with punitive measures by private businesses. Over the weekend, Censori barely covered her breasts while eating out with West, sending restaurant owners on a crusade against her. “If I am the owner of any establishment that these two intend to enter, I will tell them due to respect for my customers, you are not allowed to enter,” one restaurateur said. “You used to get refused entry due to dress codes to a restaurant if you didn’t wear a tie. How times have changed, now you can enter and dine almost naked,” another added.  

For all their antics, the couple have only really been stood up to once. While vacationing in Venice last year, West was caught with his pants down in a gondola with Censori crouched between his legs. The rapper was allegedly under investigation by Italian authorities for his lewd behavior and the water taxi service announced that West would “no longer be welcomed on board.” 

After seemingly finding God and speaking out about his porn addiction, West’s escapades with his new wife have him falling back into his old ways. He also disavowed his unexpected friendship with Donald Trump. In 2020, the rapper announced that he was “taking the red hat off,” but now one of his exes has put it on herself. 

Amber Rose, who dated West in the late 2000s, was among the speakers at the Republican National Convention on Monday night. The slut-walk organizer turned MAGA supporter used to think Trump was an idiot but said she has since changed her mind after doing her own research. 

“I realized Donald Trump and his supporters don’t care if you’re black, white, gay or straight. It’s all love,” Rose said. “And that’s when it hit me: these are my people. This is where I belong.”